Worst analogies written by high school students.
Are these seriously the worst?! These are fucking brilliant! I would genuinely laugh out loud and most of these if they happened to be in a John Green book. They’re masterful! The 12 students who wrote these need to be given a book deal pronto. HAHAHA. Oh boy oh boy.
F’real, number 5 sounds like something straight outta a Lemony Snicket book.
