February 2012
10 posts
This is the first year I’ve had a valentine. Awwwwohmygosh.
Kids
whittweet:
thrashymcbrowns:
Don’t trip if someone puts your edge on blast. That ain’t their place.
Lol, what does this even mean??
Dude. No edge. (But seriously, I don’t know what they’re talking about either.)
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A boy from my class wrote me a poem for...
omg
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“My English teacher(Talking about William Shakespeare describing a woman): Now tell me, do you wake up breath smelling fine with a full and perfect face of makeup?
Jason: Yes
Wyatt: My turtle does”
1612th:
texting me is like ordering something online because most likely you won’t hear back for 4-6 business days
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I just got a text from my youth pastor about how...
January 2012
18 posts
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I kind of want to name my mandolin. What should I...
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Can I just live in West Virginia now?
Maybe I can go to college there.
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semicolson:
safarizone:
vondell-swain:
hey, wait
Beyonce wasn’t a single lady when Single Ladies came out
she had been happily married for six months
what a poser
And I’m still a bit angry that Green Day has never walked The Boulevard of Broken Dreams.
I’m mad the Arctic Monkeys are neither from the Arctic Circle or Monkeys
Not even one member from Korn was made of corn....
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When you say something inappropriate by accident.
Your parents are like:
and you’re like:
December 2011
21 posts
When people interrupt me while I'm reading
whittweet:
peetapatronus:
They expect my reaction to be something like:
When really, my reaction is something like:
Lol, so true, Lord forgive me…
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How was Boaz before he got married?
whittweet:
perseveres:
HE WAS RUTH-LESSS!!!!!!! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hillarium abounds!
November 2011
17 posts
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